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Luison Katkos

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Your name is LUISON KATKOS.

You secretly suspect that other trolls find you MILDLY IRRATATING, and unfortunately you are ABSOLUTELY CORRECT, and have very few friends. You have a tendency to immediately begin WHINING about any situation you find yourself in. You are far less intelligent than you think you are, and everyone else has had enough of the INTELLECTUAL BULLSHIT. You are fooling NO ONE BUT YOURSELF.

You are also unhappy with your GENERIC HORNS. You tried to re-shape them with your axe, but the results were DEVESTATING. You now cherish the SINGLE HORN you have left. As an unfortunate side effect, you have nearly a constant headache that can sometimes cause you to pass out.

Your interests include collecting CARDIGANS, but lack any FASHION SENSE. The vast majority is EMBARRASINGLY HIDEOUS, yet you simply couldn’t stand the thought of discontinuing your WORRISOME COLLECTION. It seems like every NOOK AND CRANY of your hive is stuffed full of them.

Your LUSUS is a constant source of HUMILIATION to you. DOGFATHER is a large, fat, levitating PUG. You are thoroughly unimpressed with his pitiful level of intelligence and his laughable appearance. You have had quite enough of his WACKY ANTICS.

Your HIVE is actually quite impressive for a TEAL BLOOD, as you built it on top of the ruin of a much older one, creating the illusion of GREAT WEALTH. It was in this ruin that you discovered your Kind Abstractus; AXEKIND. You wield a RUSTY OLD AXE in strife. At least you did, until the head came off and now you have AXEHNDLKIND.

If you were to theoretically participate in a game called SGRUB, your title would be the MAGE OF MIND, and your land would be THE LAND OF GATES AND RUIN. There you would encounter your land’s guardian and most certainly FALL IN BATTLE.

Your trolltag is clamorousGripe

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